Bro you can pin posts?

catmask:

truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology ™ skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.

sweatermuppet:

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

midnight-sloth:

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

reallybadblackoutpoems:

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

“who give a shit”

hankpeters:

dopernose:

screammynameoutloudd:

2010 tumblr: don’t be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting

2014 tumblr: I’m more oppressed than you. Don’t listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

2023 tumblr: 

EVERYBODY HERE COMES 2 COLD SCORPIO

queenwhiskey:

queenwhiskey:

hogmaildotclom:

hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

midiport:

midiport:

is he trying to beam the video into my brain through the thumbnail

leave my font alone. i like it sloppy

partywithponies:

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You’ll be like “this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)”, and everyone else will just be like “? who thef uck”